mikeskraken:

ithinkimprettyimportant:

“we missed the shot we needed to knock them out, but the good news is, we have the hammer.” - Mike pretending to understand curling

the point is, I want this damn curling game to be over.

Hey, I totally could’ve convinced a drunk at a dinner party or kegger that I was a former Olympic curler who got swept up in the backdraft of the 2006 Winter Olympics and fell into hard drug and alcohol abuse before finding God, losing him again, and writing a book about the rigors of being an Olympic athlete with an addiction called The Heaviest Stone of All: the Mike Booker Story.

Man, I feel like I’m the only person on earth who loves curling sometimes.